Why men watch porn

No, this is not a psychological analysis of why married men watch porn. For that, head over to www.psychologytoday.com

Men watch porn. No surprise. Married men watch porn too. Big surprise!
As I mentioned earlier, men always have sex on their mind. I mean always. So they desperately try to find some woman every Friday night in a bar. It's a constant struggle. Life is hard.

Eventually, at some point in his 30's, as the hairline receeds like daylight before sunset, the guy decides to settle down. After a little bit of courting, some poor woman finally says yes (probably out of frustration, but mostly out of confusion) to his marriage proposal and he thinks "Yes, finally! I can stop searching for sex. I have 'arrived' ".

And from here on, it all goes downhill. You see, something happends to a woman's sex drive after she gets married. It .... just ....disappears!

Now the guy is confused. "Wait, what ... you don't want to have sex? Why not? Oh a headache. I understand. What's that, like the 30th headache this month? We should see a doctor about that".

So he does what he has been doing since the age of 12. Watch other people have sex (hopefull online).
Can you blame the guy? God gave him an amazing sex drive, with a nitro booster and 10 speed gearbox. But he forgot to add brakes. Pathetic!